Friday Funny - Thoughts for the Weekend

I got these in an email from my sister this morning and had to share. Oldies but goodies!

I just love a good pun!
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**A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid.  When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time....

**I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave.  As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin, 3 hours later and they're still walking about with it.  I thought to myself, they've lost the plot!!

**I was at a cashpoint yesterday when a little old lady asked if I could check her balance, so I pushed her over.

**A new Middle East crisis erupted last night as Dubai Television was refused permission to broadcast 'The Flintstones'.  A spokesman for the channel said. “A claim was made that people in Dubai would not understand the humour, but we know for a fact that people in Abu Dhabi Do.”

**My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were £70!!!  I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web.

**Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.

**I start a new job in Seoul next week.  I thought it was a good Korea move.

**I was driving this morning when I saw an RAC van parked up. The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable.  I thought to myself ‘that guy's heading for a breakdown.’


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