Friday Funny - Screams | Kylie Purtell - Capturing Life

Friday, 8 April 2011

Friday Funny - Screams

The Italian fellow said: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest olive oil,
then we made passionate love and I made her scream, non stop for five minutes."
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The Frenchman said: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body  with special aphrodisiac oil,
and then we made passionate love. I made her scream for fifteen minutes straight."

The Australian fellow said: "That's nothing!!! Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with a special butter. I caressed her entire body  with the  butter, and then we made love and I made her scream for two long hours."

The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked, "Two hours? Phenomenal! How did you do it to make her scream for two hours?"

The Aussie: "I wiped my hands on the curtains."

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