Friday Funny - Screams
The Italian fellow said: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest olive oil,
then we made passionate love and I made her scream, non stop for five minutes."
The Frenchman said: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with special aphrodisiac oil,
and then we made passionate love. I made her scream for fifteen minutes straight."
The Australian fellow said: "That's nothing!!! Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with a special butter. I caressed her entire body with the butter, and then we made love and I made her scream for two long hours."
The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked, "Two hours? Phenomenal! How did you do it to make her scream for two hours?"
The Aussie: "I wiped my hands on the curtains."
then we made passionate love and I made her scream, non stop for five minutes."
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The Frenchman said: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with special aphrodisiac oil,
and then we made passionate love. I made her scream for fifteen minutes straight."
The Australian fellow said: "That's nothing!!! Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with a special butter. I caressed her entire body with the butter, and then we made love and I made her scream for two long hours."
The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked, "Two hours? Phenomenal! How did you do it to make her scream for two hours?"
The Aussie: "I wiped my hands on the curtains."
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