Friday Funny - What A Coincidence!
The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne too!"
"What a coincidence!" the farmer says. "This is a special day for me so I'm celebrating!"
"This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!" says the woman.
"What a coincidence!" says the farmer as they clinked glasses, then asked, What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying for many years to have a child, and today my gynaecologist told me that I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence!" says the man, "I'm a chicken farmer and for years all my hens have been infertile, but today they're finally laying eggs."
"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"
"I used a different cock," he replied.
The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"
P.S Did anyone else notice that this woman has just found out she's pregnant, so she celebrates by drinking alcohol?!? *Says to self* "It's only a joke, it's only a joke, not meant to be thought about"