Friday Funny - What A Coincidence! | Kylie Purtell - Capturing Life

Friday, 2 July 2010

Friday Funny - What A Coincidence!

A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.

The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne too!"

"What a coincidence!" the farmer says. "This is a special day for me so I'm celebrating!"

"This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!" says the woman.

"What a coincidence!" says the farmer as they clinked glasses, then asked, What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying for many years to have a child, and today my gynaecologist told me that I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence!" says the man, "I'm a chicken farmer and for years all my hens have been infertile, but today they're finally laying eggs."

"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"

"I used a different cock," he replied.

The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"

P.S Did anyone else notice that this woman has just found out she's pregnant, so she celebrates by drinking alcohol?!? *Says to self* "It's only a joke, it's only a joke, not meant to be thought about"

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