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Friday, 26 February 2010

Friday Funny - Geography of a Woman

Another one I got on the email...

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN


Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe .Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece , gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet .. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran , ruled by nuts.
THE END.

3 comments:

  1. OK, I know people write this all the time, but I LITERALLY just LAUGHED OUT LOUD at this! Hilarious! Thanks!

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  2. Very, very funny. I love it!

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  3. I loved this one too! As soon as I read the email I knew I had to share. Glad you liked it!

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