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Friday, 8 January 2010

Friday Funny - Because God Enjoys a Good Laugh

Because God enjoys a good laugh...


There are 3 good arguments that Jesus was black:

1. He called everyone ‘brother’

2. He liked gospel

3. He didn’t get a fair trial

There are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His father’s business

2. He lived at home until He was 33

3. He was sure His mother was a virgin and His mother was sure He was God

There are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with His hands

2. He had wine with His meals

3. He used olive oil

There are 3 good arguments that Jesus was Californian:

1. He never cut His hair

2. He walked around barefoot all the time

3. He started a new religion

There are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:

1. He was at peace with nature

2. He ate a lot of fish

3. He talked about the great spirit

There are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married

2. He was always telling stories

3. He loved green pastures

But the most compelling evidence of all – 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moments notice when there was virtually no food

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men that just didn’t get it

3. and - even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do

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