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Friday, 17 July 2009

Friday Funny

Every year the Washington Post runs a competition asking it's readers to come up with new meanings for old words. Here are some of the best...

Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.

Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.

Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.

Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.

Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absent-mindedly answer the door in your nightgown.

Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.

Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.

Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller

Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.

Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.

Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.

Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.

Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist.

Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts.

Sourced from www.friday-funny.com

2 comments:

  1. I loved oyster, that was very amusing!

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  2. I think my fav is flabbergasted...that's what I am right now!

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